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April 1st, 2009

HHS tells vendors get the FAT out

Posted by Dana Blankenhorn @ 7:07 am

Categories: General

Tags: Spokesman, U.S. Department Of Health And Human Services, Health Care, Microsoft Corp., Vertical Industries, Benefits, Healthcare, Government, Enterprise Software, Software

A directive awaiting the signature of incoming HHS Secretary Kathleen Sibelius states future health contractors must avoid use of Microsoft’s controversial FAT32 technology, ZDNet Healthcare has learned.

In practice it means file names will be limited to 8 characters until the industry agrees on a replacement. (An explanation of the image, and the story, comes from L. Seymour in Australia.)

A department spokesman explained that it’s part of the Administration’s drive to run a more open government.

“It makes no sense to support as standards systems owned by a single company where we could be held up. We got enough of that from Wall Street,” said A.P. Foole.

“Besides, this will assure our future standards are light weight.”

A Microsoft spokesman said the company will comply by shipping an MS-DOS version of its Microsoft Amalga software to current hospital customers.

“Until we can get a fix put through it’s green screens for everyone,” he said.

P.S. Hey guys, it was an April Fool’s joke. Didn’t y’all understand the illustration, or use the link referencing it?

Dana BlankenhornDana Blankenhorn has been a business journalist since 1978, and has covered technology since 1982. He launched the Interactive Age Daily, the first daily coverage of the Internet to launch with a magazine, in September 1994. See his full profile and disclosure of his industry affiliations.

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Take lesson from Mr. Cox
His funniest posts always catch a few fish. (Read the rest)
Posted by: John L. Ries Posted on: 04/01/09 You are currently: a Guest | | Terms of Use
Government needs to go on a diet anyway  John L. Ries | 04/01/09
RE: HHS tells vendors get the FAT out  Zoraster | 04/01/09
MS should not have sued Tomtom.  bjbrock | 04/01/09
Some things like filesystems  Lerianis | 04/01/09
Here, fishy, fishy...  John L. Ries | 04/01/09
I was getting scared...  DanaBlankenhornZDNet Moderator | 04/01/09
Take lesson from Mr. Cox  John L. Ries | 04/01/09
RE: HHS tells vendors get the FAT out  Loverock Davidson | 04/01/09
Microsoft obviously was not thinking when they sued TomTom over old garbage  DonnieBoy | 04/01/09
Do you feel sorry now  GuidingLight | 04/01/09
No, it is not a joke. Microsoft is bringing back DOS with 8.3 file names!!  DonnieBoy | 04/01/09
Wow... you just got punk'd DonnieBoy.  James T. Kirk | 04/01/09
fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me  Linux Geek | 04/01/09
Until then.. green screens for all??? WTF.. what are they in the 80s?  Been_Done_Before | 04/01/09
Me thinks i hath been punked.  Been_Done_Before | 04/01/09
Much, much, better then the "Microsoft/Linux deal"  GuidingLight | 04/01/09
Well done  Ken_z | 04/01/09
One major hole in this story gave it away  Michael Kelly | 04/01/09
One major hole?  DanaBlankenhornZDNet Moderator | 04/01/09
Just goes to show  Michael Kelly | 04/01/09

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